Rules to Live By
We have a computer in the kitchen which is essentially our stereo (thank you, iTunes) and which Ben uses to compile important airline facts, look at airplane designs, and occasionally do some writing. The other day I saw this on screen:
I think I'll go out and buy a whistle.
RULES*
1. No one near the stage, otherwise the puppets will be scared and the show will stop immediately.
2. The theater is not a play area.
3. No screaming or yelling.
4. If the intermission is longer than expected, no saying, "I wonder when this awful intermission will be over?"
5. No running.
*If you hear a whistle blow, one of the rules has been broken.
I think I'll go out and buy a whistle.
Labels: family life, performance
6 Comments:
yes, I think you definitely need a whistle. I am also laughing at the "awful intermission." I often wonder when those will be over.
What a sweetheart! My Caroline is getting closer and closer to reading and writing and I think often of what gems she will write. This one is really a beauty!
That is completely hilarious AND brilliant. I love it!!
I bet my kids could break Rules 1,2,3, and 5 in under 10 seconds.
I like the one about the puppets getting scared.
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